Kalimera Kriti Hotel & Village Resort

I had a very friendly massage therapist – Chrysa! :-) It was a pleasant experience with good pressure, especially on the neck. I can recommend! 🌟🌟🌟

We have just spent a week at this hotel. Firstly all the staff and all the Greek we met were so incredibly friendly and kind I’ll never go back to Spain I’ll always come to Greece! Our flight out was delayed meaning by the time we arrived at the hotel their restaurant was closed however they had plates of sandwiches and crisps ready for us with bottled water this was very much appreciated nowhere we have ever stayed has done this before and I wished they did! Our first day was spent trying to get our bearings of the place but this was difficult because it’s a huge place and there are no sign posts directing where things are or what they are it’s not clear which is the pool bar/beech bar as they’re literally next to each other! We never found the Thalassa bar! There are lots of sports activities but to find the information to book was hard we asked the owner of the sports shop opposite the tennis and football pitch and not even he could tell us how to book some of them so the hotel really needs to do better here. We found the closing of the pool and bars at 6pm very strange the sun was still shining and hot at this time to close the main activity everyone wanted at 6 along with where to get drinks and snacks a massive disappointment but of course this is geared for all guests to use the only restaurant open which is the main hotel one and a mass catering buffet style place which I don’t like these. This meant everyone went there every night we tried it but it’s not a relaxing environment it’s full of people barging you out the way snatching things, kids not looking where they’re going and adults knocking into you! I had to queue TWICE to get a plate I waited 15 minutes!! I was barged out the way by the Germans on my first time queuing they did this often in the shops as well they were so rude, the resort is geared up to the Germans and they knew this and felt entitled to be rude. The food seen as its mass produced was ok but struggling to find a table then waiting for plates then waiting for food to be replenished was far from relaxing! It’s also expensive for what we wanted which was a light meal it was 30 euros each which as I only could get a feta salad as all the hot food was gone is expensive our son was only able to get one tiny slice of pizza the rest all being snatched whilst he was trying to serve himself! We went out to eat in Sissi we would strongly recommend you do this instead the people and food are lovely especially Oliva’s Steakhouse! The other thing I want noted is the spa, we went there to book some treatments for me whilst the boys played sports, the lady Mattera? Explained the treatments and let me test some products as I have sensitive skin, I booked three treatments at a whopping cost of 430 euros that’s with a discount! I had booked two at 2 hours and one at 1 hour. My first visit I was kept waiting for 15 mins, when you’re told to arrive 5 minutes early! After the treatment you’re asked to fill out a questionnaire they th

Tolles Anvientw im Spa und ganz tolle Behandlung! Just beautyful Service and super relaxing Treatments ❤️👍 Great massage and very friendly people. I loved it ❤️