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ngày 19 tháng 7 năm 2025
A – Z of the Gavimar Cala Gran Hotel Cala d’Or Mallorca A is for Air con, NOT working, broke down six weeks ago people said B is for Beach, but be there at dawn or you won’t get a bed C is for Cat pool, named for the felines slinking around D is for Dining room with an atmosphere like a football ground E is for Entertainment, mainly The Music Man F is for Fast and furious, to get a bed by the pool, run as fast as you can G is for Go go go, the man opens the gate not a second before ten H is for Hasty, queue for the pool in the holding pen I is for Ignorant, people pushing and shoving, ever so rude J is for Jungle at mealtimes it’s a fight for the food K is for Kettle, can’t get one for love nor money L is for Late check out? You’re having a laugh, don’t be funny M is for Maid service, unmade beds, and a cat lick round the place N is for Non-existent help, no info, no service, no help with your case O is for Off, time to up sticks P is for Pool man, here to close the pool, no water fun after six Q is for Quiet, can’t watch TV, the sound is set low R is for Reception, manned by Mr Snappy – every request met with a resounding NO S is for sunbeds which are in short supply T is for Tuppeny rush, that’s the fight for the beds, you’ll have to fly U is for Umbrellas; I’ve counted about nine V is for vacate. Out at eleven no matter your pickup time W is for Waiting. Out on your ear for nine hours and it’s ever so hot X is for Xanadu, which this is certainly NOT Y is for Yelling, screaming kids. Adults only next year? Z is for Zero chance we will be coming again: No fear! A poem of my holiday experience by Lorraina D'Arcy
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